Lost in Foreclosure

Top Ten Ways To Avoid Foreclosure.
(Ideals contributed by homeowners loosing there homes)
(For Entertainment Purposes it Gets Better As You Read)

Homeowner 1: Avoid Paying Your Mortgage Payments, Get Insurance, My Home Mysteriously Burns Down.

Homeowner 2:  I Am Going To Make My Mortgage Payments If It Kills My Wife!  Man try’s to pay house payments, by accidentally killing his wife for life insurance money!

Homeowner 3:  Family meeting is called and it’s decided that the family should get insurance on BOTH pets “Melody and Waldo,” and suddenly dog’s simultaneously accidentally eats rat poison.

Homeowner 4: Family buys all new furniture, places the furniture in storage, and goes on vacation and returns home to find that they have been burglarized for all of their new furniture and sues Alarm Protection Company for the reinstatement amount owed on the house.

Homeowner 5;  Homeowners stops auction by placing lawsuit against the collection department for cruel and unfair collection procedures when banks attempts to recover 12 months of missed payments.

Homeowner 6:  Homeowner states home in foreclosure is haunted and files counter claim stating that his payments will be made once the lender evicts the spirits that live in the house.

Homeowner 7:  Homeowner get’s mental disability insurance, and state that the collectors are driving him crazy.

Homeowner 8:  Homeowners flies to lender’s corporate headquarters and set’s up a tent and begin camping outside protesting “When You Foreclose On My House, I Will Bringing My Home To Your Office.”  A newsworthy story sure to get you noticed.

Homeowner 9:  Homeowner states, If you’re behind on payments a notice of trustee sale must be posted on the subject property, change your address with your neighbor’s permission.  Foreclosure Notice on the Wrong House, Means They Can’t Foreclose on the Wrong House.

 Homeowner 10:  Posts ads on craigslist, house is in foreclosure and invites every contractor to a home shopping spree. Homeowner Sales the frame of the home, windows frame, ceiling fans, appliances, door frames,  doors, electrical, and all plumbing’s, then sends lender photos of the home stating that the home is in terrible condition and they shouldn’t foreclose. 

Crazy Ideals to Help You during the Foreclosure Process!

Created by crazy homeowners losing their homes.

Dont try any of these solutions to avoid foreclosure or you may end up in jail!